Even so, run-ins with his criminal brother, Stevie Sanders and Stevie's two partners, Ramundo and Julio, puts Alvin in danger of being locked up again, which threatens to mess up Clenteen's plan. To the dismay of Clenteen and his colleagues, agents Wooly, Blum, Boyle, and Walsh, who are tracking Alvin's every word and move, Alvin immediately gets into trouble, although he decides to go straight once he learns that while he was in prison, his girlfriend Lisa Hill gave birth to their son. Knowing that Bristol is probably watching their every move, Clenteen hopes Alvin will act as the bait that'll lure Bristol in. Clenteen decides to secretly plant a tracking device in Alvin's jaw, release him from prison, and then let the word out that he knows where the gold is hidden. Eighteen months later, Jaster is dead, and both Clenteen and Bristol are still looking for that gold. Treasury investigator working the case, hopes it will lead to the gold or Jaster's partner Bristol, but it does neither. Alvin doesn't know exactly what the message means, and Edgar Clenteen, the U.S. Realizing that he could die at any moment from his worsening heart condition, Jaster tells Alvin to relay a cryptic message to his wife about the whereabouts of the hidden gold. He ends up in a cell with John Jaster, one half of a high-tech criminal team that's just stolen $42,000,000 worth of gold from the Federal Reserve. In New York, Alvin Sanders is a small-time thief who's just been hauled in for stealing a bunch of prawns (shrimp) from a local restaurant. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. Matthew Lillard plays himself dispensing crude advice to guys everywhere. Other bits involve sex with Abraham Lincoln, sex with a Muppets-like character, and the travails of a horny teen (Ryan Pinkston) whose shyness is tested when he accidentally ends up in a porn movie production. Michael Cera (Superbad) plays a computer nerd who meets a hot girl online and sets up a meeting with her, but ends up in the wrong place accidentally terrifying a middle-aged woman (who beats him with a broom). Frank Muniz (Malcolm In the Middle) begins the comedy as a lucky guy who talks his girlfriend into going all the way, and then finds there's no limit to her fetishistic cravings. Each students has his or her own take on early sexual experiences, making Extreme Movie a bundle of sketches starring a few familiar faces. The clever and original premise finds a number of high-school students taking a sex-education class taught by an over-friendly teacher trying to make kids comfortable about an uncomfortable subject. Raunchy as they come, Extreme Movie (especially in its unrated edition) is a sex perversion comedy with a teen accent.
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